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The following are snipets we at Sugar Mountain have recieved about
our
stores and locations and thought you may be interested in reading them.
Please forward any comments or quotes you may have and we'll be happy
to post them!!!
Dear Sugar Mountain,
As a frequent movie goer, I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate
two of your locations (2299 Yonge St., and 320 Richmond St.) being
almost on top of the local theatres. I find going to the movies a
great way to unwind, but I hate paying those outrageous prices for
candy. Does anybody really need to shell out 12 bucks for a combo?
And the portions...what's up with that?!? You only end up making
a mess all over your seat, and God knows I've done that before (on
more than one occasion - huha!). On my next trip to the theatre,
I'll get off at your store first. I promise.
Pee Wee Herman.
Dear Sugar Mountain,
I really enjoyed my visit to your store, and thought you had even
a better selection of British candies than my local shoppe. I wanted
to bring my kids to your store, but first I will have to see how
many I have.
Cheers,
Mick Jagger.
Dear Sugar Mountain,
Please keep me abreast of your latest
goodies.
Thank you,
Wonder Woman.
Dear Sugar Mountain,
Are you a candy store? If so, then do you sell candies? Are they
made of sugar? How does my hair look? Did you see my spread in Playboy?
Are your candies for sale? Mine are.(tee hee hee) Do you sell nose
candy? I hope so. Then I will be a regular customer. Do you like
my hair? Did you see my spread in Playboy? Lots of people did. I
was covered in paint. I want some candy.Please send me some Snowballs.
Thanks,
Farrah something.
Dear Sugar Mountain,
AAAAAYYYYYY.
Arthur 'The Fonz' Fonzerelli
Dear Sugar Mountain,
We just wanted to tell you that, like, you're the best!! We, like,
love coming to your stores, and, like, really want you to open up
locations in, yikes, every scary haunted town in the U.S. so we can
come in all the time. Popeye candy sticks, Curly Wurlys, and Power
Poppers can, like, rival the best pizza and giant sandwiches out
there, and Daphne just can't gobble enough of all your licorice flavours.
Stay cool,
Shaggy and Scoob.
P.S. We recently bought some, like, Zoinks!, chocolate-covered bugs,
but have been too chicken to eat them yet - we'll let you know how,
like, it goes.
Dear Sugar Mountain,
I just wanted to thank you meddling kids in the customer service
department for taking the time to answer my request form. I have
been searching for years without really knowing what I've been looking
for until now (I've only now realized who, er, WHAT I've been wanting
all this time). Please hold a box of the Homicidal Lesbian Terrorist
Bars for me, and I will stop by in my van with the gang and pick
them up. Jinkees, your store is scary!
Thank you,
Velma.
Dear Sugar Mountain,
I just wanted to thank you for the donation
of green candy for my graduation party (Stress Management 101).
It made me very happy. Then it made me very green. Then I wasn't
happy. If I ever get my hands on you, I'll rip your $#%&*@
heads off!
Sincerley,
The Incredible Hulk.
Dear Sugar Mountain,
In my previous job I was a spokesperson
for a well-known chicken company. I had been replaced by a talking
cartoon version of myself, now I have been replaced by a bobble-head
version of myself, I am none too pleased. I was wondering if you
had any positions available. I have exerience working as a coin
bank, as well as salt and pepper shakers. I am also familiar with
chicken bones, real and candy version, and if hired I will tell
you the " Secret Recipe", complete
with a full account of the 11 Herbs and Spices. Please fax me, care
of God, Chicken Shack in the Sky, 1-800-greasy1.
Thank you,
Harland Sanders.
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